How will you survive as the zombie invasion grows out of control? The only way to make sure you’re one of the living, rather than one of the undead, is to prepare yourself beforehand. Will you pass the TEST to ensure your survival during the most dangerous time in human history?
1) THEY’RE COMING FOR US
With our brains preoccupied with psyop attacks, it’s easy to forget the zombie invasion exists in real life. And they’re coming for us. The question is, are you prepared?
2) THEY’RE VERY FAST
They’re always hungry. Zombies are never satisfied with just one human, they want as many as they can get their hands on! Zombies will keep coming after you until they get what they want: BRAINS!
3) THEY’RE VERY STRONG
They can outrun you, they can climb fences, and they’re relentless in their pursuit of you. It’s not enough to just be prepared with food and water when zombies come at you from all directions, you have to be ready.
4) THEY’RE RELENTLESS
They’re relentless. They’re never going away. And they’re coming for you, your family, your neighbors, and all of your friends. It’s time to take action and start preparing now before it’s too late!
5) THEY’RE EVERYWHERE
I know you’re thinking, What? Zombies? Yes, zombies. They’re everywhere these days. And if you don’t believe me, just look at our culture. Zombies are everywhere! Society is filled with them.
6) THEY’RE SPREADING FAST
It seems like they’re spreading. They can be anywhere and come from any direction. If you don’t want to become zombie food (which is totally understandable), then you need to prepare yourself now.
7) THEY’RE GETTING SMARTER
Zombies are getting smarter and more cunning. They’re coming after you with weapons and traps. What’s worse is they have a plan, and they know how you think, they’ll use that against you!
8) THEY HAVE THE NUMBERS
Zombies are a lot of things. They’re fast, they’re relentless, and they don’t seem to tire out. They have numbers on their side too, which can make them very difficult to deal with if you don’t plan ahead.
9) THEY’RE ORGANIZED
They’re actually very strategic in their approach and will always attack from behind when possible. Zombies do not need sleep, so they’ll always be on the lookout even during daylight hours!
10) THEY HAVE A LEADER
With a strong leader, zombies are well-organized, coordinated and efficient. The two biggest reasons why you need to prepare for the zombie invasion.
A) They have a plan. B) They have an agenda.
9 Basic Preps to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
Start now so that you’ll be ready to protect yourself and those you love from an onslaught of the walking dead!
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TIME TO GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA AND START BUILDING YOUR LIFE!
STOP WAITING FOR THE PRESIDENT, MEDIA, OR SOME NEW SUPER HERO TO SAVE YOU!
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With all the censorship happening and 95% of my accounts getting deleted it’s getting harder and harder to keep my content online. Their AI system has gotten very intelligent and fast the last couple years making it almost impossible to reach people outside of my website. It’s easy to see the agendas being played out right now watching who and what goes trending as if the elite are playing a mighty game of chess. Many unable to see past the gimmicks and sharades they throw in front of you. In the mean time, here’s some of my old music to enjoy as the world collapses.
You’re on deck to start your life with over a decade of school under your belt. Unable to discern whether your ideas be theirs or your own. Trying to decipher life’s code the umpire yells batter up! Forced into another 4+ years of schooling education you’ve never had time to figure things out. Forced to read and repeat with no end in sight.
The ball whizzes by and all you hear is strike one! Blinking your eyes you gasp for air as your mind starts to melt. Is this the life I want or is there something else. The pitcher winds up and wings one in, closing your eyes you take one big swing. Strike two!
Slamming down the alarm clock it’s already 5 a.m. Time to go and do my job at the corporate office as another day passes you close in on the hump. The excitement is unbearable barely making it to Friday when the fun can actually start. After cleaning the house you’re exhausted from such a long week, passing out on the couch it’s already Sunday night and time to get things ready for yet another work week. Enjoying some Netflix programming you relax for one last second before everything hits repeat.
Luckily the last pitch was a ball or you’d already be out, not paying attention at all. The umpire yells the count, noticing you’ve got one more chance to do something at the plate. Taking a step back you take a few practice swings with approval from the stands. Seeing retirement on the horizon you put on your coronavirus mask and jump into the batters box.
A high speed fast ball is coming your way, unable to react in time it pegs you in the leg. Falling over in pain you can’t seem to walk as your bat rolls around on the ground. A las, you’ve reached society’s max height and can do anything at all. Your bank account is huge and your wallet is fat. Wincing in pain however you hear the umpire motion to take your base. Cuddling up with your blanket you cry away the pain as a sweet new Netflix series plays over the loudspeaker of your old folk’s home..