How will you survive as the zombie invasion grows out of control? The only way to make sure you’re one of the living, rather than one of the undead, is to prepare yourself beforehand. Will you pass the TEST to ensure your survival during the most dangerous time in human history?
1) THEY’RE COMING FOR US
With our brains preoccupied with psyop attacks, it’s easy to forget the zombie invasion exists in real life. And they’re coming for us. The question is, are you prepared?
2) THEY’RE VERY FAST
They’re always hungry. Zombies are never satisfied with just one human, they want as many as they can get their hands on! Zombies will keep coming after you until they get what they want: BRAINS!
3) THEY’RE VERY STRONG
They can outrun you, they can climb fences, and they’re relentless in their pursuit of you. It’s not enough to just be prepared with food and water when zombies come at you from all directions, you have to be ready.
4) THEY’RE RELENTLESS
They’re relentless. They’re never going away. And they’re coming for you, your family, your neighbors, and all of your friends. It’s time to take action and start preparing now before it’s too late!
5) THEY’RE EVERYWHERE
I know you’re thinking, What? Zombies? Yes, zombies. They’re everywhere these days. And if you don’t believe me, just look at our culture. Zombies are everywhere! Society is filled with them.
6) THEY’RE SPREADING FAST
It seems like they’re spreading. They can be anywhere and come from any direction. If you don’t want to become zombie food (which is totally understandable), then you need to prepare yourself now.
7) THEY’RE GETTING SMARTER
Zombies are getting smarter and more cunning. They’re coming after you with weapons and traps. What’s worse is they have a plan, and they know how you think, they’ll use that against you!
8) THEY HAVE THE NUMBERS
Zombies are a lot of things. They’re fast, they’re relentless, and they don’t seem to tire out. They have numbers on their side too, which can make them very difficult to deal with if you don’t plan ahead.
9) THEY’RE ORGANIZED
They’re actually very strategic in their approach and will always attack from behind when possible. Zombies do not need sleep, so they’ll always be on the lookout even during daylight hours!
10) THEY HAVE A LEADER
With a strong leader, zombies are well-organized, coordinated and efficient. The two biggest reasons why you need to prepare for the zombie invasion.
A) They have a plan. B) They have an agenda.
9 Basic Preps to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
Start now so that you’ll be ready to protect yourself and those you love from an onslaught of the walking dead!
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TIME TO GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA AND START BUILDING YOUR LIFE!
STOP WAITING FOR THE PRESIDENT, MEDIA, OR SOME NEW SUPER HERO TO SAVE YOU!
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You’re on deck to start your life with over a decade of school under your belt. Unable to discern whether your ideas be theirs or your own. Trying to decipher life’s code the umpire yells batter up! Forced into another 4+ years of schooling education you’ve never had time to figure things out. Forced to read and repeat with no end in sight.
The ball whizzes by and all you hear is strike one! Blinking your eyes you gasp for air as your mind starts to melt. Is this the life I want or is there something else. The pitcher winds up and wings one in, closing your eyes you take one big swing. Strike two!
Slamming down the alarm clock it’s already 5 a.m. Time to go and do my job at the corporate office as another day passes you close in on the hump. The excitement is unbearable barely making it to Friday when the fun can actually start. After cleaning the house you’re exhausted from such a long week, passing out on the couch it’s already Sunday night and time to get things ready for yet another work week. Enjoying some Netflix programming you relax for one last second before everything hits repeat.
Luckily the last pitch was a ball or you’d already be out, not paying attention at all. The umpire yells the count, noticing you’ve got one more chance to do something at the plate. Taking a step back you take a few practice swings with approval from the stands. Seeing retirement on the horizon you put on your coronavirus mask and jump into the batters box.
A high speed fast ball is coming your way, unable to react in time it pegs you in the leg. Falling over in pain you can’t seem to walk as your bat rolls around on the ground. A las, you’ve reached society’s max height and can do anything at all. Your bank account is huge and your wallet is fat. Wincing in pain however you hear the umpire motion to take your base. Cuddling up with your blanket you cry away the pain as a sweet new Netflix series plays over the loudspeaker of your old folk’s home..
Everyone gets depressed at some point in their life unless you’re a narcissistic sociopath. The reality is we all deal with our own problems, whether mental, physical, or both. We all struggle in different ways and assuming some drug or shrink is going to help you can actually make things far more worse. You become apathetic to your depression, accepting it as a part of you when it couldn’t be farther from the truth.
We indulge in repetitious routines that continually causes harm to our body and mind. Sitting in front of a TV watching Netflix series while jamming GMO wheat covered in fake sugar down our throats, washed away by liquefied fake sugar syrup pretending its okay because it’s “diet”. As if a trip to the gym after drinking some chocolate creatine powder stuffed with GMO wheat “protein” is going to remove the layers of caked on depression. We continue our routine without another after thought.
As thousands of WiFi signals and phone frequencies bounce around your apartment you wonder why your depression hinders your sleep. Like an electronic organ your WiFi plays with your mind all night. You lay in bed looking at the ceiling wishing your depression would go away. Never once looking in the mirror taking responsibility for your own environment or actions. No one forced you to suck down another cigarette (as I smoke one right now). No one forced you to drink and eat fake foods. No one is forcing you to live in an apartment.
Depression isn’t a disease or illness. It’s a condition we choose to live with by surrounding ourselves with depression educing programs like YouTube and other social medias. Constantly comparing our lives with those on the internet that may just be a figment of our imagination. We blame the shitty world and those around us but we have the choice to move, make new friends, or simplify our life to something we can enjoy. Partaking in new hobbies and adventures wherever you may walk.
People wondering why they can’t be rich and famous or striving to buy a car they simply ride in for 20 minutes on their way to work. As they stare at a screen and click buttons on a computer they forget who they are. There soul is lost to a deity known as mammon. Caking on pounds of makeup and starvation to look like one of “Victoria’s Secret”s tranny models forgetting their role and motto.
Depression itself is something that never truly goes away however. It can, however, be a motivator to change something in our lives rather than seek out ways to become apathetic towards it. Depression is really just a subconscious self reflection of how YOU feel about YOUR life. Whether that reflection is based on reality, or your comparison to others is 100% on you. If your goals are materialistic and shallow the reward that follows will be too.
One of the most rewarding hobbies I ever started was raising animals, growing my own food, and harvesting everything in between. As I throw dead leaves on my lawn, watching chickens pick through it, pooping all over my plants… I can’t help but smile as my garden turns into a forest. As a new mother approaches from outside the coop she lets out a few clucks with a small army of chicks at her heels. The rooster crows to let you know he’s the daddy as the rabbits perk up and look about. There isn’t enough prescription pills or hallucinogenics that can replace the joy of playing with a new litter of baby bunnies. As they come out looking like little pigs they turn into little fuzzy fluff balls.
All of this however is not the reward. It’s simply the benefits of the hobby as you chase YOUR goal rather than one that was created for you by the very system that wants you depressed, repressed, and apathetic. Fresh eggs, vibrant plants, fruits, and veggies, fresh meat, and depending on your livestock, fresh raw milk. When combined with your dank strawberries growing in rabbit poop your mouth starts to melt. When you run out you start to realize the real reward. It was actually the entire journey as the process repeats itself.